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Apple Prayer

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."
Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.
by nolandc October 2, 2019
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Apple

When you’re brown on the outside but act white on The inside, you act like something other then your not.
“Wow, she’s such an apple;always trying to be something she’s not”
by Mnj85 June 25, 2021
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Jack Apple Chin

Not to be confused with the whiskey of the same name, this is a special alternative term to describe dimpled chins instead of "Butt Chin". Unlike "Butt Chin", this new term describes how the cleft chin itself is more shaped like an apple instead of the human buttocks, as with how the verticle cleft within the chin also resembles a vertical cut within an apple just like a Jack O' Lantern. "Jack" in this saying is meant to reference how apples are often actually used as Jack O' Lanterns sometimes instead of pumpkins.
Look dude, instead of making fun of my cleft chin and saying how much it looks like a butt, how about you just call it a "Jack Apple Chin" instead?
by CelticEagle February 9, 2021
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Pulled an Apple

Suing someone, because you claim you invented it or it resembles an idea or concept you had. Meanwhile it's been around long before you came up with the idea. This can even be the simplest of ideas.
Shaun: You hear about Steve?

John: No, what happened?

Shaun: He claims that Bill stole his idea of folding his shirts into squares. He's threatening to sue.

John: Sounds like Steve pulled an apple.
by burnie10 August 31, 2012
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custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy
-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded
by Blow me i'm funny September 9, 2017
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Purple Apple

Omg my dick appointment had the biggest purple apple I've ever seen
by Flappypengoo September 27, 2021
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apple hugger

You are such a apple hugger . You are always putting down android phones.
by Greg Dilone Jr October 18, 2015
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