Toe Jammed

The art of jamming ones toe up a mans ass to milk his prostrate
My work mate toe jammed her tinder date right after he bought her a cheap meal and a drink.
by Bee to the sting May 23, 2017
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Nerr dip-toe

Usually meaning something of a no form. decedent from nothing to do
oh gosh darn peanut butter ball sacks i have nerr dip-toe to do this weekend
by Baileybug1234 April 12, 2011
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Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 04, 2010
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Toe Fabulous

When you have fabulous, gorgeous, beautiful, wonderful, emasculate toes
Look a Martha’s Toes they’re Toe Fabulous.
by Elric July 23, 2024
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Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"
by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019
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tunska toe

A game played by the higher-ups of the tunska cult. Requires an extreme intellect and desmonds approval. Includes a bat and a golden retriever.
Eric - wanna play tunska toe bro
Luke - Yeah sure, ill be the bat the beats the golden retriever
by SemonDemon42 January 16, 2022
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Sizzlin' Turtle Toes

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes! what is goin on out there
by August 15, 2023
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