Lucas

weirdest mf to exist like how tf can someone be so weird and people just pretend like that’s normal

Dude: Yk that kid Lucas?
Dudette: Don’t ever bring him up bro like fr

by gabdog June 25, 2023

Lucas

Lucas is an unfathomable human as a Lucas never thinks before he speaks or does and lives by “fuck it we ball.” Lucas is a hoebag at times and cannot take others feelings into consideration but you like to say it’s okay because Lucas can be a real homie at times too. At other times a Lucas may annoy the living shit out of you continuously because it benefits him in some way that humans have not discovered yet.

Chick 1: I met Lucas, he’s actually really cool
Chick 2: *side eye*

by grammy P June 25, 2023

Lucas Kietz

An amazingly sexy, funny, ambitious, exciting, sweet guy.

He is very Lucas Kietz

by Casul zteik June 29, 2023

Lucas Arthugooner

The act of one peeling a banana and stroking it like a dick and sticking it in a pvc pipe while three different species of animals have sex and watch but you don't know. You can also inject a sticky substance into the banana to represent cuming.

Bro I saw a dude "Lucas Arthugooner" earlier today and it was crazy.

by GeorgeCorn October 6, 2025

Lucas Derfner

Someone who is like lowkey mad him, pops four upper deckies an hour, someone who is a Lucas Derfner may be referred to as a zynachino maestro, or a syph master.

Yo thats four upper deckies, your lowkey a Lucas Derfner

by BigHarryPenis October 15, 2025

Lucas

The gayest of them all, lock up your children and hide your r. Kelly.

Lucas be tripping on all the dicks in his gaze

by The guy next door to your mom October 19, 2025

Lucas

Will tell you he’s “not ready for anything serious,” then text you good morning, beautiful for six weeks straight. Knows everyone at every party but somehow has no photos older than 3 months (because he deleted them with the ex).

Usually found in the wild holding iced coffee and eye contact longer than the law allows. Possesses a dangerous mix of charm, 3-day stubble, and “I don’t do relationships” energy.

Warning label:

May cause emotional whiplash, loss of self-respect, and temporary delusions of being “the one to change him.” Consult your group chat before proceeding.

“My therapist says I have a type — apparently it’s Lucas.”

by Jiggy for daddy figgy November 3, 2025