So once Nikita dropped off apples at my house and I had one and I had one but I ate one but it was good and she dropped it off in a bag and then she dropped dead and I stomped on her and her funeral is soon 😡 I ate her apple and It was good but they were old but good but old but it was also good. I’m going to pee funeral and laugh 😆!! I had the whole thing too it was cool.
Amen. 🙏😌
Amen. 🙏😌
Person 1: Have you heard of the Nikita’s apples? Like it’s soooo good!!
Person 2: OMG IKR!
Person3: I haven’t heard of it?
Person 2: how dare you?!
Person 1: OMG ITS A LEGEND YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT 😱
Person 2: OMG IKR!
Person3: I haven’t heard of it?
Person 2: how dare you?!
Person 1: OMG ITS A LEGEND YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT 😱
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