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Vagina Haymaker

I was at this girls house last night and i gave her the good 'ol Vagina Haymaker.
by ZachISHEREE December 9, 2022
mugGet the Vagina Haymakermug.

vagina

You: I wish i had vagina Me: to bad
by momeater May 23, 2021
mugGet the vaginamug.

Vagina Jynx

A variation on the classic jynx game. When you and a friend of opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer) say the same word or phrase at the same time, if the female says "Vagina Jynx" before the male says "Penis Jynx", he cannot speak until he licks/sucks/gets you off with his mouth (depending on how you want to play)

See also, "Penis Jynx"
"Molly Ringwald!" "Molly Ringwald!" - male and female together

"VAGINA JYNX" -female
"PENI... damn it" -male

"slurp, slurp" - male

"Now I can talk again, phew!" -male
by Tizzle McFizzle August 23, 2011
mugGet the Vagina Jynxmug.
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Vagina

A portal in which a ritual called sex is held which brings a demon from another dimension into earth

The ritual requires a male and a female
Mum can I get portal 2?

No Timmy u have portal 2 at home

Portal 2 at home: mum unzips her pants and unveiles a vagina the width of the fucking milky-way
by xmattar June 24, 2020
mugGet the Vaginamug.

Vagina defense

The super tight defense of a any boxer or mma fighter.

Never penetrated.
It looks like he's blocking all of those shots.

Yes, he does have good vagina defense.
by Mr.Movado October 4, 2011
mugGet the Vagina defensemug.

Vagina Monster

A term used for people who gobble up all the pussy and spit it back out in disgust.
You must be gay, you fucking vagina monster.
by cbxfrye December 18, 2023
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