Turd burglar

A Turd burglar is a mythical being that takes your turds (aka poop) from your toilet at night when everyone is asleep, similar to the tooth fairy legend.

Little boy: Mommy when will the turd burglar come?

Mother: oh honey the turd burglar only comes at night when your asleep.

by BeeftGunkle June 20, 2023

Turd Stan

A woman or man who is an obsessive fan of abuser Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely refusing to believe she can do anything bad or wrong. Even though she is a man & woman beater who was arrested for assaulting her ex gf.

This Turd Stan keeps defending
Amber Heard no matter how many times she admits to hitting Johnny Depp.

by JusticeForAbuseVictims June 27, 2023

Turd stain

A woman who is sickeningly loyal to Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely bare face lying tomakr it look like she can do no wrong, or who feverishly defends her in the face of audio and visual evidence that says otherwise.

This turd stain made another thread full of cropped and photoshopped "evidence"

by Deptford wive June 27, 2023

Turbulence

Primarily, an airplane experiencing wind disturbance whilst in flight.

The plane went through a bit of turbulence.

by Kashi hishitori July 17, 2023

Turbulence bus

Turbulence Bus aka TERRXRIZZT is some little fucker on Twitter that likes nonstop talk about his addiction to fapping to Meow Skulls and fantasizes some brutal shit

1:Yo check out what Turbulence Bus said

2:hell nah that nigga needs help

by RETARDCUH666 August 23, 2023

turdbag

A bad person, like a shitbag or douchebag.

Jon's a cruel bully, real turdbag.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) September 13, 2023

Turd Clapper

Being a Shit-bag to the extent that you are like a turd that makes your ass cheeks clap as it exits the butt-hole.

Someone who claps turds.

Jimmy is such a turd clapper in class.

by Alpha Fire Wolf September 17, 2023