blow fish

feeling like your gonna pop, feeling like a blowfish/balloon fish. Feeling like you can't put anything more in your mouth.

1. I ate so much that I feel like a blow fish.

by WeirdererDefined November 16, 2011

blow chowder

To vomit heavily.

John thought he was keeping his drinking under control until he thought he might blow chowder on the couch.

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

He'll Blow It

Something the opposing player says during a basketball game when an opponent, usually with weak scoring fundamentals, attempts a layup or a shot.

Player: *Crosses over opponent and has a wide-open layup*
Opponent: "He'll blow it!"
Player: *Misses layup*

by He-ro March 9, 2023

Crank and Blow

When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.

1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.

by Jomojames23 March 16, 2023

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.

Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly

by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023

blowing cunts

Would define when something is just not right, but yet nothing can be done because of judicial rights and the very stupid people who stand and attest this. Slang word a little by there.

When working for, and servicing the public, BENDING OVER backwards to appease every need and yet gaining NO monetary substance does not cut it. The mere thank you will not cut it--nasty non-ass-wiping, or NON- HAND washing people should consider that some have to work for these conditions with NO DISABILITIES hence this is BLOWING CUNTS

by BLOOMINGBLOSSOM May 21, 2023