A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"
"Dude no way! You to!"
"Dude no way! You to!"
by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010
Get the flying land squidmug. by igottafeeling November 22, 2021
Get the world flying communitymug. a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma March 9, 2013
Get the pigs don't flymug. Getting stung by a fly means confusing others in a way that they forget what they were meant to do.
(It is something that I made up)
(It is something that I made up)
Person A: "Did you understand what __ meant in their presentation?"
Person B: "No. Probably they tried getting stung by a fly."
Person B: "No. Probably they tried getting stung by a fly."
by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025
Get the Getting Stung By A Flymug. An alternative to "fuck", commonly used to replace "fuck" in WTF.
"What the flying fishstick" is still abbreviated as "WTF" rather than "WTFF".
"What the flying fishstick" is still abbreviated as "WTF" rather than "WTFF".
by mid or meepo April 26, 2017
Get the Flying fishstickmug. by rainbow908 November 14, 2019
Get the dick flyingmug. by Paul the Reverend January 9, 2020
Get the flying grimacemug.