A fierce warrior with minimal teeth however a surplus of ninja skills learned via swatting flies in the summer.
by Black Mamba 81 July 1, 2021

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!
by Malent October 23, 2014

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.
"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."
by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018

A fortnite streamer that died of the new disease made by the goverment called Ligma. At a early age, he was diagnosed with Sugma and Eatma. He was the only streamer known to ever make a cure to Ligma, but he died before he could use it. We all love and miss Ninja. Bless Ninja.
by Thundercloud57 October 25, 2018

Hey did you watch Ninja play today?
No, I was too busy master bating to pictures of my smokin hot science teacher.
Want to go smoke some dope?
Yea sure
No, I was too busy master bating to pictures of my smokin hot science teacher.
Want to go smoke some dope?
Yea sure
by NinjaLovesBoys September 29, 2018

Person 1: “LISTEN HERE NINJA!”
Person 2: “DID U JUST CALL ME A CLASSIFIED!?”
Person 1: “no i said ninja.”
Person 2: “oh ok.”
Person 2: “DID U JUST CALL ME A CLASSIFIED!?”
Person 1: “no i said ninja.”
Person 2: “oh ok.”
by Bingus Fan January 22, 2022

person 1: "whats ninja-tastic man everyone keeps saying it"
person 2: "bro being ninja-tastic is literally being zanthie"
person 2: "bro being ninja-tastic is literally being zanthie"
by ginjaninja69 April 9, 2024
