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No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”
by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020
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when u hear simp think of the name niko
me: says simp

person: thinks about the person called niko
by wolfmist November 11, 2020
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Simp

A kid who goes all out for the cat but never gets any. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Mikey or Brandon.
Bro Mikey is straight being whipped by a girl who friend zoned him.

Brandon cancelled going out drinking tonight to go shopping for bathing suits with Maggie.

Simp- A man who puts himself all out for a female who doesn’t bring anything to the table and typically friendzones him.
by bud_light.Destoryer June 8, 2020
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by Window due if e August 7, 2020
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kreggor clark
have you heard of kreggor? yeah he’s a simp.
by simpinnnn January 9, 2021
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Mork is such a simp
by favvinyl April 11, 2020
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Sora is a simp ; Sora The Simp
by TheUnknownShiver August 7, 2020
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