duck and truck

Where you duck down underneath someone and then thrust upwards into their anus using your head. Like a truck.-Alex Ennis
Im going to duck and truck ye first born
by Ainsleyfishbuga207 February 19, 2016
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ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.
Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.
by SpikeSan October 05, 2018
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Duck valls

Someone trying to accuse you of sucking balls. but I’m all reality they’re admitting they’re gay and want to suck your balls.
Jeramy: hey dude you duck valls
christy: LMAO come here and try it pretty boy
Jeramy:what?? I tried to say suck balls.

Christy: duck valls means you’re gay and want to suck MY balls tho
by Lizzyleeroy August 19, 2023
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what the duck!

Used instead of the actual curse word to sound more appropriate
can be used in public
by misses-bun May 03, 2022
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what the duck

A usual replacement for what the fuck. Autocorrect also does this.
person1: heaaahshzvhcdkajslaksaskajdsjadkajdladjkasdja

person2: what the duck is happening with you
by somewindow July 09, 2024
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blond duck

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.
Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.
by boronanon April 03, 2015
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4 legged duck day

National 4 legged duck day
Comon lets go catch a 4 legged duck it’s National 4 legged duck day.
by Lexi Simmons October 24, 2019
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