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Post-reality

Post-reality is the normalization of the digital age we live in. It is the authentication of our social media lives overlapping what we view as normal. There's no reality without the digital world. We are living in a time when it is common for everyone's public display of their lives to be romanticized -- where fiction is reality and reality is fiction. It's up to you how you perceive it.
We are all living in post-reality.
by AngelinoFromMilano November 16, 2022
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Post Malone Syndrome

A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other

Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late

Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late

Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late

Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"

Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN

John: ON IT
by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022
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Crysl post

If the scratch user @White_Crystal_gaming doesn't post in the next five seconds @famedelf will come to his house within an hour
"Crysl post" "no" "112.452.12, see you soon!"
by Crysl November 30, 2022
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Post-Peak Clarity

Much like Post-nut clarity, you realize how far you hiked after you reach the peak and you regret it
I just reached the summit of Everest, really feeling that post-peak clarity
by Hammershlagen May 21, 2022
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Special Branch Posting

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Irish Government “Special Branch” in a criminal prosecution case.
Hey bro, let’s go to Dublin and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop special branch posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by the tracksuit Garda...
by Sean Na Sacha May 26, 2022
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Posted

New England jargon for "Keep Out", usually written in big letters near the entrances to private property or otherwise off limits areas.
"Hey Jim you wanna fish at abenaki creek??"

"Nah man it's posted so we cant"
by Jacobthemainah May 28, 2022
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post destructionial depression

post destructional depression - a state of mind where an individual is depressed, and doesn't have a home and feels homesick and hopeless, because he learned his home planet was destroyed (specifically, past life home)
I am so depressed, I wish the Universe wouldn't exist, I just want to go home to my home planet, Maldek...

- i think you have post destructionial depression, you will never feel home again..
by t00c00lforscho00l June 2, 2022
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