The wandering janitor 

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.

dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor

The wandering janitor by mitt greb November 6, 2007

The Lebrone Jahamez

When you have 69 affairs with 17 year old women who think you’re a rapper when in reality you are just a pedophile wanting to get slobbed on the knob.

Jon: Blow on my soup baby gurrrlllll
Mommy: Are you performing the Lebrone Jahamez

The Lebrone Jahamez by SteveHarvey7 October 20, 2022

What the hell just happened? 

A phrase used to show puzzlement over an occurrence. Oftentimes in the show South Park it is spoken by a character after they have seen a parody of something commonplace in our society. In such instances it often draws attention to how out of the ordinary accepted actions can be.

*group of punk-kids walk and perform a complicated street dance*

Punk: "You just got served!"

Stan: "What the hell just happened?"

What the hell just happened? by Punman August 6, 2009

Last of the Mo-Jicama Burger 

A burger that comes with jicama!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Last of the Mo-Jicama Burger, it comes with jicama!"

Last of the Mo-Jicama Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

The Dirty Jay!

When someone has the worst case of blue balls, that they spontaneously ejaculate on there keyboard whilst in voice chat with people, hence The Dirty Jay.

flea: "omg did you hear that Kevin did The Dirty Jay! on Discord last night?"

The Dirty Jay! by Taylerlautni January 17, 2017

The Slippery Javelin 

N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.

At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.

The Slippery Javelin by parralax42 December 9, 2010

The Spiker Jr. Vacuum 

While youre tongue fucking a hot chick, you suck on her clit with your upper lip, while the tongue is still in motion.

1. I was going down on her and I started doing the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.

2. I was hooking up with this hot chick and she said babe, lets get freaky, do the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.

3. Stephen Max Spiker Jr. (no Joke) He'll do it to you too.

The Spiker Jr. Vacuum by Nic Flair Has Flair December 14, 2010