Egg in the Sock

Meaning something that is annoying you or hindering you from a goal

Man, passing APUSH is such an egg in the sock

by FreiaFAn May 8, 2025

Schrödinger's Socks

When you are having homosexual intercourse so you wear socks to cancel out the gayness.

Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.

by Cheetah_ man February 21, 2022

Cock Sock

Another name for a condom.

"Lemme slip on my cock sock so I can slip it in your pussy."

by OmgItsBigBoy March 10, 2018

Sock Jocks

When one wears socks in his underwear to enhance the size of his package

When one uses socks to enhance the size of their package whilst wearing underwear . It looks like he is wearing sock jocks

by Titanic88 May 24, 2017

Sock Puppeting

When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.

Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...

by TheGrimmRipper June 12, 2020

The Sock Method

The action that someone does to hatch eggs on Pokémon Go. By putting their phone in a sock, swinging it around at a moderate tempo, while also probably binging Pokémon Journeys…. Other methods include attaching the sock to a ceiling fan, a beloved pet Fido, or your helpful roomba robot. The sock method can be altered to satisfy any GameFreaks egg hatching needs. As long as your phone is in a sock, the method is being performed correctly.

To increase efficiency, toggling your Wi-Fi connection on and off as well as ACTUALLY WALKING OUTSIDE works just as well.

Oh just ignore Koda, he’s trying to hatch all the 10km eggs on PokemonGo before the next community day. The sock method seems to work really well, but they should honestly just go on a real walk and touch the grass.

by PPMoneyBags1127 February 15, 2025

Skeet sock

When you have sexual relations with a sock

I just got done having sex with my skeet sock!

by Smiley the god June 25, 2019