Naughty Sausage

The name given to your significant other's penis when it won't get hard while you're trying to have sex.

"Honey, is your penis going to be a naughty sausage agian tonight."

by Caprisunnun June 17, 2023

Canadian Sausage Twister

When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage

Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.

by Donkeypunch39 July 24, 2023

Glossy sausage

Sex move where a man busts a nutt in a girls vagina and then immediately puts his glossy sausage in her mouth

"He busted in me then presented his glossy sausage for me to suck"

by Rowdy83 July 25, 2023

Sydney sausage

A Australian man’s penis that has been through a meat grinder with oil dropped on by 3 old men

That guy seriously got a Sydney sausage

by BobberTheWise July 27, 2023

Summer sausage

The act of someone playing with a man’s breast while performing a sexual act

Boy I could go for some summer sausage right now

by Joedirt88 September 18, 2023

Hooded Sausage

To define a uncircumcised male.

Companion: Do you know that guy dave
You: Yeah
Companion: He has a hooded sausage

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023

sad sausage

Someone who feels entitled to get what they want at the expense of others and then gets sad when there is resistance or their manipulations backfire in their face and they are faced with the consequences of their actions.

After being found out for having an affair the sad sausage tried to get their partner to believe they wouldn't do it again.

by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024