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houdini slap 

While slamming a girl from behind, prior to ejaculation pull out and cum on your hand, then insert penis into anus and when she turns around to see what's up, slap her with your jizz encrusted hand
Dude I'm gonna go "watch a movie tonight" with my girl. Make sure to give her the best houdini slap of her life!
houdini slap by Poopmaster5000 July 27, 2015
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Intelligence Slap 

Intelligence Slap: when someone says something idiotic and it warrants a good slap for their genuine stupidity.
"My cock is 25 ft long."

*SLAP*
"What the hell was that?"
"It was an intelligence slap, you're that stupid."
Intelligence Slap by BirdBrain9090 December 7, 2015
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Oregon Slap Jack 

When you are receiving a blowjob and whip out your dick to start slapping your girlfriend in the face as fast as possible, making a sound like you are flipping flap jacks.
Bro, my girfriend was giving me a blowy last night and I just started doing the Oregon Slap Jack on her for no reason.

Thats phenomenal bro.
Oregon Slap Jack by BigGayScoob March 19, 2016
To perform a fist bump or high five in celebration by slapping a woman's vagina.
We celebrated our win in flip cup by giving Karen a v-slap.
v-slap by Bob balls March 23, 2016

Skeet Slap 

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.
Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.
Skeet Slap by Infant Boner July 5, 2016

molly slap 

Term used both figuratively and literally to disrespectfully slap someone in the face, with an open hand. It is often, but not necessarily, two or three quick slaps on a row.

Not unlike a "bitch slap" but used when even less regard is called for. Molly, in this instance, is referring to the term for a female cat, e.g., the way it playfully swats at things. The implication is that the person being slapped is not worthy of even a bitch slap, let alone a real punch.
When Jay tucked his thumbs in his fists to fight, Joey laughed, gave him a molly slap, and walked away.
molly slap by Zilthai June 5, 2016

butternut slap

when fucking a girl it refers to doing whatever you want to her except for slapping her
butternut slap by Silky mane May 15, 2016