california hot roll

Californian Hot Roll is when during intercourse, the man will dip his penis into a bean burrito right before he cums. filled with a Cleveland steamer saved from the night before he will present it on a plater in a fine establishment presented is a California roll. the customers surprised to be cummed on as soon as they try and take the plate and the burrito starts to slide causing a great sensation due to the memories of the Cleveland steamer that was saved from the night before, getting jizzed on!

Corey: massage go last night sissy mays tug and rub I heard they have good sushi there

Shawn: it was awesome I was especially surprised when I got the California hot roll from some extra spunky customer you know how I love dick

Corey: I know how you love your dick that must have been awesome For You especially when it's covered in s*** your favorite

by Californian Hot roll June 24, 2017

California spicy roll

When you put hot sauce on your cock and fling it around to make a mess

"You were so drunk last night, you gave the party a california spicy roll"

by Roughrid3r73 June 30, 2017

Oklahoma Tootsie Roll

Whilst Square Dancing in Tulsa and making passionate butt sex with a Bison, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his Bisons mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.

Dude, I gave this Bison a Oklahoma Tootsie Roll last night, it was deeply indifferent.

by My Cat Pissed On My Books! February 20, 2017

angry cinnamon roll

A cinnamon roll, but angry.
More specifically, when someone seems like an asshole or bitch, but deep down they're precious and everyone knows this. They might complain or yell a lot but they truly just care a lot about their friends. Often the victim of "You're so cute when you're angry!" or other similar phrases, which piss them off. Protect them anyway.

Karkat Vantas isn't mean, he's just an angry cinnamon roll.

by Stealthclaws May 4, 2018

roll my fox

A specific sexual act involving an enthusiastic but technically unskilled handjob, usually given to a red-haired male.

"I hope she'll roll my fox tonight, I'd totally buy her some Doritos after".

by B. Howell Stanz February 6, 2018

sweedish barrel roll

When you jerk it while eating sweedish fish in your step moms bathtub

Mr milfer sweedish barrel rolled 3 times in one day

by Akamrnewyork January 29, 2017

Surprise Barrel Roll

The act in which mid sex the male, in missionary position, rolls continuously, still penetrating his partner and thrusting.

Shane: "Hey Rick!"
Rick: "What now Shane.."
Shane: "Guess what I did to Laurie last Tuesday?"
Rick gives him a serious face and asks,"What did you do to her Shane?"
Shane: "I gave her the famous Surprise Barrel Roll on her for 10 seconds!"
Rick turns around and mutters to himself,"I was only able to do it to her for 2 seconds..."

by TOATSMYGOATS(NT) January 8, 2013