Post

Someone who is being lame or boring. They are just present but not active in the situation.
"He's so post, especially in bed."
by PonyHoes February 19, 2017
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Post

1. A long metal piece that holds up something to keep in balance

2. A piece of writing, image, or other item of content published online, typically on a blog or social media website. This is a post
I just made a post LOL
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after or later
by Therealdawg February 28, 2017
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post-relevant

A simple way to tell someone the conversation is over.
No, I'm sorry, you had become post-relevant.
by johnnyrocksauce November 20, 2010
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Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.
Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.
by poulravn August 21, 2020
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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.
Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"
by pop_Crush July 08, 2022
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Post malone

A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.

Boom chai boom clap clap boom
Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?

Man 2: post Malone!

Man 3: boom car boom
by DictionaryManz May 22, 2019
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