eat my piss

an insult, such as kiss my ass, eat my ass. originally comes from a cartoon by fat-pie

i have enough of you, you asshole, now go and eat my piss

by macius July 24, 2008

German Piss Pump

While receiving a blow job from a woman, she pushes on your stomache and you piss in her mouth. She then sits up and fountains it onto your face.

Mary was sucking my cock and she gave me a German Piss Pump!

by dstrbd68 October 22, 2009

pissed in your cheerios

To give somebody bad news.

"Sorry to have pissed in your Cheerios, but that chick that just gave you a blowjob has an Adam's apple and a hard-on."

by Funk knuckle July 31, 2014

Mexican Piss Water

A pejorative referring to Corona brand beer, due mainly to the fact that it has very little body compared to other lagers.

Don't give me that Mexican Piss Water, when you have a frosty six-pack of Red Stripe in the fridge.

by Baphometix June 10, 2009

P-pissed

Way cool or very stoked about something.

Dude you got that new CD you are P-pissed

by HVAC April 1, 2008

Whiskey Piss

The type of diarrhea that comes out liquidy, and slightly burns your rectum.

Bill just got back from Mexico, I can smell his whiskey piss from the next room.

by kersh1 November 18, 2010

Shits Piss

Something that is beyond cool.

Passing out on a pool table is the shits piss.

by little britchs December 7, 2010