Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.

Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.

by Jacksueylolsi December 16, 2021

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

play automobile

I'll be the horn and she will blow you

Why don't we go in the other room and play automobile so I can be the horn and you can blow me

horn automobile blow

by brobill4848 November 11, 2015

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

I want to play league

Showing the want/need to kill yourself.

My friend said, "I want to play league".
Sorry for your loss.

by ProAngler11 November 06, 2022

Virgin Play

Every time I bring him to the brink, then "accidentally" make him cum and say awww... guess you stay a virgin another day, huh?

Etherial likes to keep a sub in continual virgin play, using every hole they have and keeping them a virgin permanently.

"I'm gonna get me a nice little virgin and keep him that way"

by Bibs 19 January 03, 2019

playing center

When a woman, while engaged in doggy-style sex, reaches between her legs to fondle a man's balls.

Also see: playing quarterback

Guy 1: Man, I love it when my girlfriend is "playing center".

Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?

Guy 1: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by wiggy_G November 21, 2009