haitian pig

A human garbage disposal that will eagerly eat any and all of the cheap, degrading snacks that a school administration places in the breakroom as a show of appreciation for its teachers. Thomas' Pre-sliced bagels? Gone. Grahm crackers with betty Crocker whip? Gone. Store brand tortilla chips? Decimated by 3rd period.

Teacher A- "Hey someone ate all the donuts in the breakroom already, what the fuck?"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"

by throwawayname December 17, 2022

Poppa Pig

A dish consisting of popcorn and any type of pork (ham, bacon, sausage, porkchop, etc.)

I got super stoned and used leftover honey baked ham to make some poppa pig.

by twfitcwh December 29, 2022

Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.

1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022

Pig Out

When a girl has you snort while eating her how

GIrl: I want you to pig out on me tonight ;)
Boy: Bet, should I bring the slop or do you have some?

by GFLmr January 12, 2023

Peppa pig

Wow, where do you even start to describe such a stunning pig like Peppa. She looks like a supermodel in anything she wears. there's never a time where I've been physically pained to see her . She makes me the happiest I've been in a long time and her beautiful personality is so infectious that she could probably make hitler and bin laden smile. It is a blessing to be with her and and no moment with her should ever be a moment wasted. also don't be surprised if you have to end a couple of kids lives to get to her, cause shes gotta a reason to be pursued. Lastly, you can always count on her to be your #1 no matter what in all aspects of life.

peppa pig is amazing

by PeppaYodaWiggum August 29, 2023

sub pig

A person who buys everyone’s prescription Suboxone to hog for themselves

Sorry I don’t have any, Stephanie was a sub pig this month.

by Kjkoon September 27, 2023

I Floop the pig

When two men are playing a game of card wars and one man destroys corn fields by flopping the pig

Actually, my Ancient Scholar's been studying the Raise the Dead ability.

The Ancient Scholar comes out of the schoolhouse, holding a spellbook.

SO WHAT?

So, my Ancient Scholar raises the dead. The Pig is revived. I floop the Pig.

by Ballhair16 September 29, 2023