pipeline pig

When an over weight red neck with 3 teeth blast his way through a water slide to cause a tsunami.

Watch out for that pipeline pig.

by Muktuk September 21, 2021

Trash pig

A trash pig is the individual at the lunch table that throws away everybody's shit. Typically the trash pig is a bottom feeder of the friend group and its almost instinctual to dump your trash onto their tray.

Matheus you’re the trash pig, so shut up stupid bitch and throw my shit away.

by matheus❤️anal April 30, 2024

Guinea Pig Week

A rough week, similar in usage to “Going through it” or “It’s been a week”.

“Hey, how’s your week been?” “I’ve had a guinea pig week, man”

by Lampollo February 1, 2025

Roffle Pig

A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.

"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"

"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."

by MonkeyPig July 30, 2009

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Pretty Pig

A phrase used to describe an average to terribly looking person being used for personal amusement.

Guy 1: "What's the deal with Jasmine? You two are pretty close wouldn't you say?"

Guy 2: "Nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig."

by Jacoab Manning the II June 4, 2021

Peppa pig

Code secret absolutely top secret code for porn.

P: hey squirrel hyd
S: hi cutie, I was really bored so figured I'd just watch some Peppa pig
P: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT'S CHEATINGGG ARGH

by Asphyxiac77 January 11, 2024