When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.
by borisbinladen May 5, 2025
Get the Toe Fartmug. by just another random rando July 16, 2021
Get the Winning at tic tac toemug. by Kona Ice November 19, 2020
Get the rat toesmug. Toes migee
When all of your roommates at 5am hit the whip and name each one of there toes with the popular song “fireflies” plays
And they all die randomly at 6:59 to 7:01.
When all of your roommates at 5am hit the whip and name each one of there toes with the popular song “fireflies” plays
And they all die randomly at 6:59 to 7:01.
by Toes migee September 16, 2022
Get the Toes-migeemug. A sycophant, some one who will do favours, agrees without question laughs at unfunny jokes or flatters for their own advantage to others (for example the boss). Will often put other people down for their own advantage.
David is called Toe Nails because he's so far up his Bosses arse, all you can see are his toe nails.
by Dr Vix July 7, 2022
Get the Toe Nailsmug. A rare event that occurs when a hoe is in the act of sucking toes and she reaches the perfect "g-spot" of a toe causing the receiver to feel a rush of pleasure or ejaculation.
Did you hear that Darja and Connie achieved hoe-toe-synthesis last night? He says the pleasure was beyond belief!
by The Nigga You Love (Levicidus) February 2, 2018
Get the hoe-toe-synthesismug. Proof of Toes (PoT Protocol)
noun, internet slang, emerging meme (2025–)
1. A satirical liveness test proposed to distinguish humans from AI, requiring the posting of foot images as verification.
2. A troll-meme founded by Munaf Sheikh (2025) that blends absurdist internet humor with rational commentary on embodiment, identity, and proof-of-humanity in the age of generative AI.
Etymology: Originated in online discussions (2025) as a deliberate troll-meme; now recognized as a cultural joke and speculative commentary on digital identity.
noun, internet slang, emerging meme (2025–)
1. A satirical liveness test proposed to distinguish humans from AI, requiring the posting of foot images as verification.
2. A troll-meme founded by Munaf Sheikh (2025) that blends absurdist internet humor with rational commentary on embodiment, identity, and proof-of-humanity in the age of generative AI.
Etymology: Originated in online discussions (2025) as a deliberate troll-meme; now recognized as a cultural joke and speculative commentary on digital identity.
“Text CAPTCHAs don’t work anymore. Time to implement Proof of Toes”
“The only protocol AI can’t fake? PoT Protocol. Show feet.”
“The only protocol AI can’t fake? PoT Protocol. Show feet.”
by BigBangThought August 18, 2025
Get the Proof of Toesmug.