kick it old school

when someone wants have sex with someone, and/or kick it, thats what they say

tom~"hey, angela, you wanna kick it old school?"
angela~ " yeah, like a movie or something?"
tom~ "what kind of movie?"

by babbiigurlllxdcxscz November 27, 2007

12 Year Old Boy

Someone who wanks to YouTube videos.
Ex.
-Christian 12 year old: Hey, do you want to finish the castle on our Minecraft server?
-All regular 12 year olds in unison: No, I'm going to go watch some YouTube videos then go to bed.

Wank12 year old12 year old boyYouTubechristian12 year old girl

by Throbbing Llama March 23, 2018

40 year old virgin

YOU, LOSER!!

Its also the name a very popular movie made by Steve Carell.

You are a 40 year old virgin because you will not have sex until you are 40.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

The old one two

Where you grab your nuts while directing towards someone followed by saying "hold my nuts"

*Does the old one two* "Hold my nuts Dom"

by Garrett1112 April 23, 2019

Dust from the old files

To take a cumshot to the eyeball.
To have one ejaculate into a willing or unwilling persons eye.
The act of smizing, to be smized.

I just got dust from the old files into my eye!

by sodontworryaboutit February 24, 2010

Old Bridge High School

idiot
crap
glasses
masters

it's old bridge high school

by ultimate warrior March 3, 2005

33 Year Old Dwarf

You say 33 year old dwarf in conversation to describe something shocking, unexpected or surprising (something that you did not see coming - see example 1). It could also be used to describe an unexpected development.

Taken from the rather unexpected plot twist in the film 'Orphan'.

1.) "Abbey came out as gay at Michelle's party, that was a 33 year old dwarf.

"Really? I always suspected she might be.

2.) "Tom admitted that he once did a porn film."

"But he's so shy."

"I know it was such a 33 year old dwarf."

3.) "Oh, that's a 33 year old dwarf, I followed those directions; the store should be here on the right.

by emilymarch1992 September 24, 2011