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shit cricker

A person of low to no income, usually lives in section 8 or HUD approved government housing. It is not uncommon for such people to have more children than they do teeth, because they spawn like rabbits in order to get welfare and spend it on Meth.

Rumored to have originated from Kirksville MO.
*Sees a family of 10 in ill-fitting clothes , all 8 kids are screaming, running around like animals and the parents look like they're in desperate need of a dental appointment"

Me: Oh hey look, shit crickers!
by BelzebubOnTheLam June 13, 2016
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eagle shit

army slang for salary. The eagle is the army paymaster and shit is the money it drops on the soldiers.
The eagle shits! Gentlemen, let's go to the mess.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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shit yourself

The release of such an ungodly fart that its potency and duration make those around the farter believe that the farter did not merely fart, but indeed shit his pants. Usually either an insult at the farter's discourtesy in not leaving the room, or a proud boast to indicate the true power of methane.
Them: pffft

Me: <Sniff, sniff>...what the fuck, who shit themselves?
by NoLeadEmSoMuch July 28, 2004
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shit cake

A dried layer of feces remaining on one's ass.
by Nate January 18, 2004
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FUCK - THAT - SHIT

In the 2005 movie Jarhead, Sgt. Siek says to the recruits at rifle training, ''The Bible says "Thou shalt not kill" But hear this: FUCK - THAT - SHIT!''

To say the phrase like he did, pause between each word for the proper effect.
Ignorant Soccer Mom: Abortion is murder

Me: FUCK - THAT - SHIT!!
by Doofie Fresh October 16, 2007
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The shit

Something that is overly amazing and awesome.
Whitney Koehl is the shit says Skipper. Agree or get attacked by midgets with one arm.
by Skipper! October 26, 2009
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dog shit

Dog Shit.. Something that every fucker has trod-in..
"Oh steven, Iv just trod in dog shit, Oh nevermind whats new"
by Lee Quelch February 25, 2005
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