dad

farts a lot

“dad stop farting”
*farts*

by tinfoilhat777 March 9, 2022

Dad

Don't pay child support

Dad come home with the milk please I use water in my cereal.

by RightTWIX June 22, 2022

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

Dad

something you don’t have

no dad lol

by klausswifey March 12, 2022

dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

Your dad

Your dad

Your dad

by Reuked Your Dad Gaming May 12, 2022

dad

a mythical creacher that is the male equavulat of mom

when is dad going to bring milk it has been 17 years?

by Someone in the way March 28, 2023