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Fondle Monkey

Someone who constantly puts their hands down their own pants and seems as though they are "digging for gold" or "bugs to feast upon" or maybe even trying to capture the essence of their own smegma on their hands. Thus resembling the acts of a monkey by fondleing themselves.
I shared cheetos with this girl today. I didnt tell her that I had played some fondle monkey earlier that day.
by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III February 21, 2011
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Chunder Monkey

When you go over your limit whilst drinking and throw up everywhere in front of everyone.
'I hope no-one remembers Saturday night' *walking down corridor* 'WAHEEEY ITS THE CHUNDER MONKEY!' ...'shit'
by GemmaT123456 November 21, 2011
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sprack monkey

The ultimate tweeker. It takes many a night of hiding in your closet under a blanket with a roll of furl (aluminum foil) extra heavy duty if you got it, a straw or two, a handfull of lighters and as much sprack (tweek, go-fast, meth, "the shit that killed Elvis" if you know the right folks) as you can get to reach this ultimate level of tweekerism raised to the sprack degree.
Dave has been held up in his room all night sprack-attacking. Yeah, he is just a certified sprack monkey.
by King Pin December 17, 2004
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Monkey Strike

A buggy mod that disspointed me
omfg cant open library client.dll wtf
by Gungsta-Pasta August 2, 2003
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northern monkey

Anyone living north of the watford gap, probably poor, speaks with a funny accent.

Dull whitted
Brad, york8ball, elbeer, onimi, dynamite, jay, Big_Poppa
by ProfessorPool September 18, 2003
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Stealth Monkey

Stealth Monkey a Sex Thing Made Up Of Three Parts:



1. When a man is fucking a woman from behind and he is about to cum he will quickly pull his cock out and spit on her back, this gives the woman the illusion of thinking he has cum on her back.

2. When she turns around the man will cum on her face and then throw shaven pubes in her face, as the pubes will stick, she will look like a monkey who is into stealth activities such as "Spot Me In The Dark".

3. The Man will then torment the woman by saying things such as: "You Just Got Stealth Monkey'd Bitch" or "Ha Harrrrr"

NOTE: Only steps 1 and 2 are neccesary in the stealth monkey, step 3 is down to personal preference.
by MrGaGa February 6, 2009
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swamp monkey

Natural inhabitant of New Orleans who shares a common style popularized by the american rapper lil wayne
man u look like a real swamp monkey today
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