May

The biggest bottom in the entire world, yet in denial about it.

omg I am such a May
guys May is such a bottom

by zen the zen February 1, 2024

may 31

the day that nazar needs to backshot bianca

person 1: hey is it may 31st?
nazar: oh yeah it is
person 1: oh you know what that means!
nazar: oh yeah it’s my favorite day!
bianca: nazar you know day it is

by belleisabitch February 4, 2024

May 8

People born on this day are the weirdest and dont have any friends and have really bad breath always. They are a bucket dipper and a half .

Ewww they were def born on may 8th.

by mommybaby April 5, 2023

Mayed

Mayed is a person who can always bring a smile to your face and make you laugh whenever you feel sad. He is naturally funny and knows how to light up every room he walks into.

“you know Mayed? yeah he’s the best!”

by anonymous April 5, 2023

May

Outside of logic and English verb uses, May, is a month, the fifth month of the year, where everything gets much better and the temperatures begin to be like summer, and school is out!

The fourth of May is known for Star Wars

by Anonymous 955534 April 9, 2023

May 1

The day that Red Marker will appear in your house

START RUNNING ON MAY 1

by RedMarkercool April 10, 2023

charli may

Charlis have long greasy hair with a lingering smell of old sock dust. She has a severe addiction to pum pum/vaginal canals that hasn’t been washed in 3 weeks or more. (extra flavour)

“i love people who like pum pum as much as charli may”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023