A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
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by elysiqn December 16, 2021
Get the Gacha clubmug. by boris k4l4shnikov January 22, 2020
Get the Clubbingmug. Yo, I just ate a monster burrito that earned me V.I.P. entry to Club Deuce tonight.
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by JCsuperstar January 17, 2007
Get the Club Deucemug. Bullet Freakin' Club (BFC) is the best editing forum for wrestling ever and GoldenSkulls is a gay bitch
by Bullet Freakin' Club February 4, 2019
Get the Bullet Freakin' Clubmug. The bro club is an elite club of girls who are the smartest in the world.
Grace: The dancer
Ella: The brains
Ani: The tall penguin from Madagascar
Yea
Grace: The dancer
Ella: The brains
Ani: The tall penguin from Madagascar
Yea
by 4N1 January 26, 2022
Get the Bro clubmug. Melbourne’s most famous club known for its large space, short and fast queues and very friendly crowds of men.
The people at W are like no other, polite, respectful and incredibly approachable. With vibrant music played by the most experienced djs in town, the atmosphere of W means that you will have the time of your life even when you’re sober!
The people at W are like no other, polite, respectful and incredibly approachable. With vibrant music played by the most experienced djs in town, the atmosphere of W means that you will have the time of your life even when you’re sober!
Example 1
Person 1: what did you get up to last night?
Person 2: I went to club W sober
Person 1: are you ok?
Example 2
Person 1: wow that guy is cute
Person 2: I saw them at club W
Person 3: oh I think he slept with my friend
Person 4: no way! Mine too
Person 1: what did you get up to last night?
Person 2: I went to club W sober
Person 1: are you ok?
Example 2
Person 1: wow that guy is cute
Person 2: I saw them at club W
Person 3: oh I think he slept with my friend
Person 4: no way! Mine too
by Scjakbwbk October 23, 2023
Get the club wmug.