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U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021
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have a lump

To settle down, relax, and keep your mind off the problems of daily life. Often followed by such phrases as "maybe two or three"!
Calm down! Have a lump or two! Keep your mind off of politics for a while and think about the wonderful music we're about to hear!
by Seshie February 18, 2019
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I wouldn’t have missed

An online term of used by people describing ones own sturdiness/handiness, derived from an attempt at americas 47th U.S. president.
“Thats so stupid. I wouldn’t have missed”

“Shes my favorite character. She wouldn’t have missed”

Or quite simply a “he wouldnt have missed” under any comment section
by Ame is super cool August 19, 2025
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have you seen carter

carter is a nickname for ‘cart’ so when asking if they’ve seen carter you’re asking them if they have a cart on them
hey have you seen carter?
no but i’m pretty sure josh saw carter
by milfs101 November 16, 2021
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you trace roberts having ass nigga

a fuck nigga who is down for anything; angry barbaric butt sex, goon challenges, super semen time, freaky frank fucking time and gay sex with guacamole nigga penises.
ray:"you trace roberts having ass nigga".
"damn bro my bad im just into everything freaky".
ray:"all good twin love you bro".
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.
"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn
by SahaibP March 9, 2024
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There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
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