Dragon Fadge

A metaphor for when a woman's genitals, are dry and scaly like a dragons skin, or just a general horrific mess.
Not as bad as 'blue waffles', but certainly in the same game.
Tim: "I couldn't hook up with that girl last night, her friend told me she had a dragon fadge."
by Mr Captain Monkey February 14, 2012
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Reverse Angry Dragon

The act of blowing your load up her nostril, so it goes down her throat in her mouth, transforming her into a little sperm breathing angry dragon.
My Dom reverse angry dragoned me, while shooting his load up my nose.
by Anne_Bonny July 19, 2019
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Dragon baby

Fussy, colicky child. Very difficult.
I have a dragon baby who is driving me insane! He constantly screams - send help!
by Whattywhatty January 05, 2022
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carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle
Ur mom is such a carpet dragon
by Dirttrike December 04, 2017
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Ride the Dragon

To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.
I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.
by MacChaddy5453059 December 09, 2020
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dragon flip

that stupid trick that's almost impossible to do and was named by chris chann
look that guy can't dragon flip
by Tinoiseenbitch June 29, 2017
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milk dragon

A term used in childhood to describe a kid who laughs while drinking milk, causing it to gush from the nostrils. My brother and I (now in our early sixties) learned this in the cafeterias of several grade schools, where it was used widely. Neither of us had ever encountered its sexual use until now, here on Urban Dictionary.
Did you see what happened to Billy when I told that joke? I timed it perfectly while he was drinking, and turned him into a total milk dragon! He spewed it all over himself.
by Grant Tarredus March 29, 2022
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