by mousedog March 31, 2009
Get the Mouse Dogmug. to masturbate.
by Patrick Bateman June 17, 2003
Get the flick the dogmug. A hot dog that is non-kosher.
by dhpc_Raptor August 15, 2007
Get the goy dogmug. To Jog the Dog is to stroke ones penis vigorously until orgasm is achieved, in other words, Masturbation.
The sudden urge to "Jog the Dog" may occur when;
1. You've been cock blocked and all out of options.
2. You're Horny.
3. You're Bored.
4. Your both bored AND horny.
5. You can't get some from your girlfriend/wife/etc.
6. Can't afford your local prostitutes.
The sudden urge to "Jog the Dog" may occur when;
1. You've been cock blocked and all out of options.
2. You're Horny.
3. You're Bored.
4. Your both bored AND horny.
5. You can't get some from your girlfriend/wife/etc.
6. Can't afford your local prostitutes.
by Beta House December 9, 2008
Get the Jog the Dogmug. In sharp contrast to the life of an African-American’s inside dog is the dog they have chained up in the backyard. Typically a pit bull, sometimes a Rottweiler, the dog is named after a cognac (“Hennessy”), a hip-hop term (“Hyphy”), something ghetto (“Kilo”), or saccharine (“Precious”), usually spelled wrong. The dog has minimal shelter or none at all, and his living area is full of scattered, moldy feces. The dog is always left sexually intact and rarely taken off its chain for a walk. He is given no toys to play with so he plays with his food and water bowls, toppling them over and leaving them empty (which half the time they are anyway). Two of the dog’s main instincts, to be part of a pack (human or animal) and to live together in a den (the house), are denied, leaving him in a state of constant frustration. He is covered in fleas and bitten on his ears by flies, which develop into small, oozing infections. Despite this exhibition of neglect, the African-American owner professes to love the dog “like my own child.”
Animal Control Officer: You need to buy a doghouse, get some untippable food and water bowls, make sure the chain can’t get tangled, pick up the feces, buy a dog license, and your dog needs to see a vet, too.
African-American: What are you talkin’ ‘bout? It’s a dog! This is the way my daddy always raised his dogs!
Animal Control Officer: The laws have changed since then. There are minimum standards of care for backyard dogs.
African-American: But I care about my dog. I love Remy like a son.
African-American: What are you talkin’ ‘bout? It’s a dog! This is the way my daddy always raised his dogs!
Animal Control Officer: The laws have changed since then. There are minimum standards of care for backyard dogs.
African-American: But I care about my dog. I love Remy like a son.
by Wqoq April 5, 2010
Get the Backyard dogmug. A seemingly ferocious canine that cowers in times of real danger. Usually reserved to describe large breed animals with this character.
Or, it could be a hotdog made with chicken.
Or, it could be a hotdog made with chicken.
by D. W. Michalak June 25, 2008
Get the chicken dogmug. by Mitch B. February 17, 2009
Get the Crusty dogmug.