Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.

Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.

by BobShart July 01, 2023

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Boston Cream Doughnut

When you cum inside of someone, then shit on their crotch

Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit

by OzMuskratt January 03, 2022

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Boston Cream Doughnut

You cum in a girl, then shit on her and do Cleveland Steamroller

"Dude, I totally found a chick that was down for a Boston Cream Doughnut."

"Oh I love Boston Cream Doughnuts. I just had one on my way here!"

by OzMuskratt November 25, 2018

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Boston cream doughnut

When you cum in a girl then poop on her chest

My girl said she wanted a boston cream doughnut for breakfast. So I came inside of her and then pooped on her chest.

by Christismynigga July 02, 2018

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Under the Cream

When you are feeling incredibly terrible, especially relating to being hungover. Comes from cream rising to the top (i.e. feeling your best). If you are under the cream, you feel like a loser.

I drank 47 beers last night and puked everywhere, I'm definitely under the cream today.

by hawk8008 December 09, 2020

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