Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

Chocolate Egg Cream

The purple drink at Starbucks

I wanted a sweet treat so I got that purple drink from Starbucks, the chocolate egg cream

by theoutro September 14, 2020

Glazed chocolate bar

When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum

I was constipated but Charlie gave me a glazed chocolate bar

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake

A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?

Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.

by MCC123 August 15, 2012

Carmel Hot Chocolate

Orgasm in a cup!

Dude this carmel hot chocolate is an orgasm in a cup!

by lalalalalalalalalollipop October 29, 2011

Socks Vs Chocolate

Two Homies From The Hood Laughing About Some Guy Who Sells Socks And A Guy Who Looks Like Chocolate. This Is For William And Christian

William : "SOCKS!"
Christian : "Chocolate!"
Random Guy : "What The Hell Is Socks Vs Chocolate?!"

by Beau From The Vans Store February 10, 2023