chocolate hail storm

Shitting on something or someone.

The landscaper told me I have an armadillo problem digging up holes in my yard. He recommended peeing on the holes to drive them away. I took it a step farther and gave them a Chocolate Hail Storm!

by Hootie79 August 16, 2018

chocolate moose pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.

by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019

Socks Vs Chocolate

Two Homies From The Hood Laughing About Some Guy Who Sells Socks And A Guy Who Looks Like Chocolate. This Is For William And Christian

William : "SOCKS!"
Christian : "Chocolate!"
Random Guy : "What The Hell Is Socks Vs Chocolate?!"

by Beau From The Vans Store February 10, 2023

Tasty hot chocolate

You should be drinking it right now. Do it!

I am drinking tasty hot chocolate

by cool dogs eat November 21, 2022

Chocolate covered cherry

When you have sex with a woman on her period. Then go to anal, and finish in her mouth.

I can't wait to give my girl the chocolate covered cherry position. She will love it.

by Entwinedkibbles December 23, 2019

Dutch oven chocolate

When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.

I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead

by anonymous September 8, 2021

chocolate cake shake

An awesome drink made by blending a peace of chocolate cake

I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE SHAKES

by DatGuy Miller November 20, 2019