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<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: Anything<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

When ones Cell Phone ,usually open , hits ones thigh and presses buttons ending with a unintentional call.
Dude: (Pocket Calls parents) And she started touching me! Parents: Wha-!!! Dude: What?? * Looks at pocket* Shit! Pocket Call!
by Unintentional Hate March 19, 2008

Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013

(1) Calling somebody over to have sex with you
(2) When you are sitting on you're phone and you dial somebody with your ass on accident
(2) When you are sitting on you're phone and you dial somebody with your ass on accident
(1) Alex: I JUST BOOTY CALLED HER LAST NIGHT AND WE HAD SO MUCH FUN
(2) Mom: crap dad just booty call me.
(2) Mom: crap dad just booty call me.
by genericstuff May 22, 2016

Something you should always do right away. Comes from olden-times when families all lived together. Typically the auntie was the most upset if not called to dinner.
by notjohnstamos March 7, 2014
