cum dumpster 

1. A female who lets all men have easy access to the cat from down under.

2. See Paris Hilton

Mike: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Joe: I don't know, probably gonna watch porn.
Mike: Dude, you don't need to do that. Hey come over to my place, I got us a cum dumpster for the night.
Joe: Sweet.

cum dumpster by Killthepond July 20, 2008

cum attack 

when a girl spits all her cum on the guys stomach

my bitch girlfriend just cum attacked me!

cum attack by amelia the cum dodger July 16, 2008

cum pouch 

The marsupial like pouch in a woman's abdomen used to store quarts upon quarts of man juice.

Check out the cum pouch on that chick.

cum pouch by Paul B April 24, 2003

cum sponge 

A hairstyle worn by a female. Usually a large "poof" on the top of head used to absorb cum as it is being shot at her face. This protects the rest of her hair from being ejaculated upon.

"OMG that girl's poof was worn so high when I cummed on her face, it absorbed it all!"

"That girls cum sponge worked like a champ..."

cum sponge by Laura/Steve February 3, 2008

cum guzzling twat waffle 

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: yo you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

cum guzzling twat waffle by Dj I<haled July 26, 2007

Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon 

As a lady is giving you a blow job, just after you cum in her mouth, punch her in the stomach. This will make her cough violently and expel "spunk" from her mouth and nose, making her look like a "Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon".

Just as I jizzed in her mouth I gave her a right good whack. She looked like a right Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon!

Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon by Jimbomate March 6, 2011

cum monkey 

a phrase generally used to point fun at a male or female who jumps for joy at the concept of receiving some man juice

My god ryan is such a cum monkey he's swinging from the light at the thought of receiving my load

cum monkey by logi bear607 June 16, 2011