moist crack

Moist crack is when your cracks (crevice) is very moist from sweeting because your fat.

Wow you have a moist crack

by Nong fat December 29, 2015

Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

crack em

When one snorts a line of cocaine, the term 'crack em' is used to define this action it is slang Australian term for performing this action.

' hey mate lets go crack em'

' you cracked em before you came for sure mate'

by Meeeee8 April 3, 2016

Crack

You crack is for hiding things inside it so the police cant find the crack you have because, its hidden inside your crack.

Dude hide the crack in your crack so the police doesnt find out.

by dmwmb November 24, 2018

Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.

Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.

by King Smidi July 6, 2017

crack wax

The foul-smelling oily stuff in the "crack" leading up from your anus and between your buttocks.

"What's this smell on my finger?! OMG! It's crack wax."

by uh...clem July 27, 2017

crack jew

crack made by jews oh yeah mr krabs

nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew

by Pussylover696969 August 8, 2017