slap happy

Slap happy describes a guy who likes to jerk off A LOT - as in more than what is considered normal or healthy.

Dave: "Have you seen Bill around?" Bob, "No, I haven't seen Bill around in a long while - I heard he likes to stay in and slap his slap-stick around all day - I'm afraid he's gone slap happy!"

by flippedwaffle June 7, 2022

Happy Day

On Happy Day (April 7) you will have to be happy towards every one!!

Girl: Hi!!
Boy: Why are you so happy today??
Girl: It's Happy Day today!!

by PoopyMcNooty April 7, 2020

Happy Joe's

an American pizza parlor chain based in Bettendorf, Iowa.

In 2022, Happy Joe's has declared an intent over 10 years to open at least 25 locations across the Middle East and North Africa, including in Bahrain, Egypt, Jordan, Kuwait, Morocco, Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the U.A.E.

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

happiness

Something every teenager doesn't have

"one day I will find happiness!"#1
"wanna bet?"#2
"shure! who ever looses has to pay 1000,0000 dollars to to the winner "#1
2 years later
"pay up"#2
"fine but i won't be happy about it"#1
"no duh remember you couldn't find it"#2

by your average depressed teen July 18, 2020

The happy krill

Scary deepcord man who blocks everyone in his path. He makes “art” and blocks people who downvote it. 1505 is a bad number

I am blocking you!
-The Happy Krill 9:03pm

by Shonks_wilham November 29, 2021

Happiness always ends

Hey! I wrote a monologue kind of loke that years ago! Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are my biggest fans! That shit was cold as ice!

Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2024

Happiness

When someone brightens your day when your going through a bad time.

Gonçi is my happiness he makes me feel loved and important

by The best lois May 22, 2020