Apple

by Checki March 21, 2017

Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.

"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."

by griz93 December 25, 2019

When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.

“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”

by Butterscotch6969 March 20, 2021

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.

He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!

by Gdawg15 July 7, 2015

by anonymous November 30, 2020

A red circle that's DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS that should be eaten every day

Dude, I havn't eatenan apple yet today!

by bargebunk January 3, 2018

Take a shot of apple juice, it’ll fix all your problems.

by palmbayrains November 9, 2019