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City of God

City of God refers to the greatest city on the planet Earth, Lakeland, MN USA. Since the conception of the QQA (Quinlan Quality Assessment), in 1934, no other city has received more number 1 votes than Lakeland. Lakeland is also the inspiration of the Great Valley in the 1988 blockbuster smash, The Land Before Time
I can’t wait to get back to City of God and get my Mafuckin’ swerve on

Isn’t Lakeland beautiful? Ya they don’t call it The City of God for nothing
by Karba February 13, 2020
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The Hammer of the Gods

when having sex the woman is laying on her back with her legs together and straight up in the air over ther head (thus appearing like a hammer) and you continously plunge into going so deep she yells up to the gods.
Girl 1: My man did me from behind last night and it was so good that it felt like he took me to the heavens.

Girl 2: You just reached the heavens? My boyfriend did The Hammer of the Gods on me and I reached Olympus.
by buttery_nipple August 23, 2009
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God Bodied

When somebody gets knocked out in any manner and their hands are up in a praying-like fashion.
Mike: "Man did you see him get knocked out?"
Joe: "Yeah he had his hands up and everything!"
Kyle: "He totally got god bodied!"
by That_guy24 August 22, 2014
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God of the Drunk

God of the drunk is easily defined by a Scotsman we all love, Rummy. Or his more popular alias Gunblader.
Gunblader: I'll be great on thursday
Gunblader: I am gonna get smashed

OR

Gunblader: I am only hammered two times a week.
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BL God

A hand rolled blunt, preferably a GAME.
by Dark Mavis May 12, 2007
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The Image of God

No, you see the reflection of yourself and conflate that with God because you're a fucking narcissist.
Hym "Jesus Christ, I bet you see the image of God every time you look in the mirror you narcissist. And your hierarchy and society it's just a metaphor for 'fucking your daughter.' You realize that right? The only people who should be allowed to 'climb on top' are people you approve of (which is why nepotism and cronyism run rampant)."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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sweater god

When someone tells you to "swear to God" but, you know you're lying, you quickly say "sweater God".
friend: you piped her? swear to God!

you: sweater God!
by Zambezi May 23, 2017
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