Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).

Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?

by Some mate1 January 26, 2020

The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)

The D is a mystical being who is an accomplice of The J. He used to be called Dennis R, but the community slowly started shifting towards calling him "The D" as the merchandising started to feature the latter name.

The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.

The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.

Man, I was almost killed by The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) yesterday.

broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....

I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!

by Follower of Dennis R and The J January 16, 2024

scratchen post

someone who is constantly being clowned in order to make other people laugh

Yo tameka was firen some nasty jokes off her scratchen post.

by woogs February 19, 2010

Waffle Posting

When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta

Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms

by Dont search Cussy January 15, 2023

Post

Happy Thanksgiving!!
Never would I have imagined…
A love like this…
Being with you…
Is my sole wish!!!!
Okay… and a kiss 😘

The thought makes me smile…
Everything about you …
Is what I love!!!
Until the day…
I am sitting next you on this holiday…
Telling you I love YOU …
In every way …
My words on here will have to do…
At least for today…

I am thankful for this love with you!!!
UD… I am thankful for you too…
Although you know what you could do:)
Publish my posts ❤️❤️❤️

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 22, 2023

Post-Order

To go after someone two years or more older for sexual or romantic advances. Commonly used with the word preorder. Any sex can used this word since it applies to all of them.

Jake went to ask his 40 year old math teacher on a date while he was in college before he could his friend told him he was post-ordering.

by SlinkSoda September 22, 2023

Saggy Post

A post or some form of uploaded media to the internet that was submitted around a decade ago.
The post is old and was not widely popular at any time of its being. Some of these posts are seen by people on the internet by people in the present and it is peculiar how they got there. There is usually no way to find the person responsible to that post without extensive research.

Boy: "Dude what's this picture of an old iPod and a girl with it?"
Boy 2: "Oh I'm not sure, I was just scrolling through the internet and it's from 2007... A Saggy Post"
Boy: "Huh, neat."
Boy: *Likes and comments on the post*

by OrangeSponge! January 14, 2019