universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.

Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today

by In the N October 12, 2022

University of Detroit

A “college” that a bunch of stinky little piss babies go to to get their stinky little piss degrees. Grads from here are know to have the WORST take on anything and everything, and most likely have underlying trauma and or mental illness.

Yo this guy from The University of Detroit told me that medication for mental disorders is dumb and that I’ll feel better if I stop taking my medication and use my brain. What an idiot.

by hon3yb33 October 23, 2022

Universal ally

Everyone's best friend.

While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

Cumbia University

A nickname for Columbia University given to it by students angry about the Kafkaesque bureaucracy, endless student worker strikes, administrative dysfunction, and general poor quality of education there.

Julian: Hey, how are you enjoying your freshman year at Columbia?
James: You mean Cumbia? Cumbia University is shit

by Qwerty12354234 January 14, 2022

Universal Reversal

The act of shitting in the tank of the toilet while partner gives head to person shitting in the tank, whilst said partner is shitting into the toilet facing the tank.

"Bro, we got so fucked up we did a universal reversal in her mom's guest bathroom.. it was a shit fest"

by Frank Heezler January 14, 2022

Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him

Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."

by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021

Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.

Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.

by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021