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Twinkle Toes

When two people independently say or do something at the same time, it is customary for one to shout: "Twinkle toes!" and begin counting. Not sure why on the counting, but that's all I got.
Mary and John both said, "I wish you were here" at the same moment while talking on their phones. Mary exclaimed, "Twinkle toes!" and John just laughed.
by Jane Joy May 31, 2022
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Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
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Vagina Toes

The delicate art of toe banging a vagina!!!!
She said that she would not like it because she had never tried it, so he said that you cannot knock it till you try it and he then he proceeded to insert his toe into her vagina and to her shock she and amazement she enjoyed and he screamed Vagina Toes!!!!
by Skeletor Impaler October 21, 2018
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Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"
by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019
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Toe feltbeat

A hot dominating specimen that will surely nearly make you blind with the hotness. It is the original member of the toeations and the first thing to ever step foot on this planet. It may also go by ‘Tom felton’
by Toestle June 9, 2022
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Toe nibbler

Someone that that has been in downward dog before and is addicted toe nibbling toes
John was a real toe nibbler last night
by Toe eliminatior February 20, 2022
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Toe tagged

To be deceased/dead. Bodies in the morgue have toe tags on them to identify them so, the only way to earn your toe tag is to die be killed, murderer etc
Tyrone Toe Tagged His girlfriend preference Becky.
by ShaneatA April 26, 2022
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