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Porn

Some thing very delicious.
When I was watching porn I hid in the closet to jerk off
by Urmomsucks September 13, 2019
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porn causes brain damage
by heheheheheheheheheh22 May 22, 2022
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Porn Fart

A fart when, or in the act of sexual intercourse, especially while shooting a porno.

Mainly occurs while anal is taking place, some consequences lead to gonorrhoea, heroes, and smeg buildup. In worser cases can cause radioactive superpower to deal with shitting explosively
Person 1: Oi, daddy give it to me in my bumhole *whimpers* *farts aggressively*

Person 2: Nah I’m pretty sure you’ve just shat all over my scrawny little shaft, I seen this before, did you just porn fart?

Person 1: Sorry papa, you can pull out now

*slips it out*

Person 1: fucking shits all over his scrotum, rectum ring, and intestines.
by Xankii Wild, Alex Wheeluzz October 23, 2025
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porn mouth

a phrase i came up with, used to describe satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn. for example, going to watch porn but having a bad taste in your mouth distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. when you have no distracting residual tastes in your mouth, thats porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower feeling clean and bacteria-less, or having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.
me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some onion: damn it, that’s not porn mouth.
by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022
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Porn

What your single and newly divorced 7 marriages your a mistake we tried to abort you father watches.
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torture porn villainess

A sexy female villain who is poorly written because the creator is focused on the awful thing(s) he wants to have happen to her in the end to satisfy or shock the audience.
Person A: Now that you've read my story, I want your completely honest opinion on the young female villain.

Person B: Honestly, you had a really interesting concept for a character there, but you ruined it- because almost all of your writing decisions around her revolved around drumming up excitement and demand for the bad things you did to her in the end, and your story and the fandom treated her as if her body, her screams, her pain, and her death were all she had to offer the story, she's nothing more than a torture porn villainess, and that doesn't really do you justice as a writer.
by SNWT October 4, 2024
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porn trance

When a guy stares off into space like he's left his body but he's actually visualizing a scene from a recent porn that he has watched. It usually lasts around 9 seconds.
I was taking photos of a couple when the guy was clearly in a porn trance and took a moment to focus on his girlfriend and the photos.
by Wordgobbler March 30, 2023
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