Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018

Bazey bird

Attractive female.

Male 1: Hey yo, did you see that bazey bird over there?!

Male 2: Yeah bro, she's definitely a 9!

by Deltafour February 3, 2012

bird

British slang term for girlfriend

who is this new bird of yours?

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

Dirty Bird

The act of taking a can of worms (primarily ones bought at a fishing store) and seeds then consuming them until they are completely crushed inside of one's mouth. Then, with the crushed worms, you regurgitate the food into another person's mouth. Then

"My wife wanted to try having a threesome, so instead I gave her a Dirty Bird"

by butter-flies January 31, 2023

childhood bird

A Mourning Dove. That bird who lives on your roof that you thought was an owl for the longest time, until you asked your parents about it.

Mourning Dove / Childhood Bird: hoot hoo, hoo hoo

*Me instantly remembering every bad memory from my past and almost crying*

by AUTISTICREATURE December 1, 2023

Bird

A featherless demon

Look its a bird

by Sucide is my midddle name April 1, 2019

Angry bird

When a male is naked on all fours with an elastic band around his testicles. A female will then pull the elastic band and let go!!!

We were playing angry bird

by Dean Fitton December 2, 2023