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The Old Clomp and Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain
"DO NOT eat laxatives before showering, had to pull out the old clomp and stomp in there"

The One™️ 

The mythical concept that there is exactly one person on the entire planet out there who will make you happy and that you're destined to end up together forever.

Encourages people to stay in bad relationships because they think love is a one-time thing and expect all of their emotional needs to be fulfilled by one person. Also conditions people to think they're not complete on their own.
Person 1: "I'm actually happy being single."
Person 2: "Oh, don't be ridiculous! You'll change your mind when you find The One™️!"
The One™️ by knoife wielder February 3, 2022

The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries
The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

the one above cool 

The ultra schwey of instincts. Never used in an ironic fashion.
Dude, this is TOAC. The One Above Cool (something absolutely awesome in any possible way).

The ol case and fuck 

When a person comes to your house on business but is actually just casing it to come back later and rob you.
Ah. I see they got you with the ol case and fuck.

The.One.and.OnlySarah 

Owes fines
Aggressor
Not a nurse.
The.One.and.OnlySarah is not a nurse.
The.One.and.OnlySarah by JiggyJ777 February 25, 2022