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Happy Meat

first you and your squad unite around a piece of raw pig meat, then you stab that meat for every dude,. then you rape the frick out of the meat. when your done with the meat, cook it and make a feast out of it
Dude 1: Dude that Happy meat was awsome
Dude 2: and tasty!
by Eigil221 February 28, 2019
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Happy Monster Band

A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!

Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?

It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.

“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”

Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
by popsicleprincess July 26, 2023
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happy

happy? whats that?
by tomato milk May 19, 2020
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Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019
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Happiness

Something no-one can achieve after 20
He's 60, but yet he still hasn't accomplished happiness
by Trajan Anntonius May 28, 2019
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Happy

Something that isn’t easy to get but is something that can be easily taken away
He/she made me happy but he/she left so fast
by Hanahaki Disease June 20, 2019
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happiness

hypocritical kid ever to knowns, jk luv u lots um very popular girl. She will always loose in an argument but she is always cheerful. She will never get a man herselJKJKJKJKJKKJJ. But loves to help her friends in bad situations. She will always help her friends in every situations and will always be there for anyone eho cares for happiness.
happiness loves to care and be honest with others
by clarisyt <3 November 22, 2021
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