She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg shoot tightened!
by Stormy Weather December 25, 2007
Get the Egg Shootmug. An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.
“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”
by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023
Get the faberge eggmug. by Shabba dabba doo August 10, 2017
Get the dutch eggmug. an oval or round object laid by a female bird, reptile, fish, or invertebrate, usually containing a developing embryo. The eggs of birds are enclosed in a chalky shell, while those of reptiles are in a leathery membrane.
by anonymous February 4, 2021
Get the Eggmug. Egg set go is a brand selling liquid whole eggs. People have lazy ass these days, so we are here for a quick option to make your eggs right
by Dieoweirj November 23, 2021
Get the egg set gomug. EGG is yellow
by NIGGA CHINK November 21, 2024
Get the EGGmug. 