by Liveforbob November 24, 2021
The moment where a dick shoved so far up your ass that ducks start to come out your mouth as you scream ‘qwerty bob’
by jennys qwerts March 30, 2018
yo man last night was crazy i was alone in my room drinkin when both of my sisters friends came in and went to work on me with some dual action bobbing
by newarks very own June 10, 2011
The lesser known father of Steve Irwin.
Born on June 8, 1939, Bob Irwin has been an animal conservationist for more than fifty years. He is still very much alive as of now, and has continued to live through the indescribable pain of outliving one's own child since his son's incredibly unusual death in September 2006. He was also the cause of some family drama in June 2021, when his granddaughter claimed that he was very cold and distant, sometimes to the point of flat-out abuse.
Born on June 8, 1939, Bob Irwin has been an animal conservationist for more than fifty years. He is still very much alive as of now, and has continued to live through the indescribable pain of outliving one's own child since his son's incredibly unusual death in September 2006. He was also the cause of some family drama in June 2021, when his granddaughter claimed that he was very cold and distant, sometimes to the point of flat-out abuse.
Bob Irwin is quite amazing when you think about it. The man found out that his son died doing what he loved, and it inspired him to keep going. He even semi-retired two years later to pay respects to Steve.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 31, 2021
The yearning for normalcy that only a guy named Bob can provide. In a world filled with violence, extremes, political agendas and endless drama a friend named Bob will always remind you that ho hum ain't so bad after all.
Between CNBC and Fox news I don't know what's real and what's not! I'm feeling "Bob withdrawal" coming on.
by NN Ameba February 09, 2019
Epic bobs are basically just “normal”
people but, they are named bob if your name is bob you automatically joined the Epic bob cult and you may ask who is a Epic bob?, let me list some Epic bobs, bob the builder, bob parr (incredibles) bob (basic white man) and Bobby from laurnzside
people but, they are named bob if your name is bob you automatically joined the Epic bob cult and you may ask who is a Epic bob?, let me list some Epic bobs, bob the builder, bob parr (incredibles) bob (basic white man) and Bobby from laurnzside
Some guy: hi I’m ____
Bob: hi ____ I’m bob
Some guy: “starts bowing down”
Bob: why are you bowing down to me?
Some guy: you are a epic bob
Bob: hi ____ I’m bob
Some guy: “starts bowing down”
Bob: why are you bowing down to me?
Some guy: you are a epic bob
by Unusual_Trash_Can June 27, 2022
Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021