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Auto-tune the News

A series of videos found on YouTube that changes normal boring news into an auto-tuned rap. At the moment, #3 and #5 are the best out of the 5.
Auto-tune the news, auto-tune the news. Everything sounds better auto-tuned.
by the_polar_express June 30, 2009
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New York Giants

an NFL team that is called "new york giants" buy actaully play in New Jersey. They made the biggest upset in NFL history by beating the New England Patriots who were 18-0 going into Super Bowl XLII, but now are 18-1. The Giants also had the best play in Super Bowl history, when quater back Eli Manning got out of a sack, and threw to David Tyree, who caught the ball on his helment. the gaints take more cirticism from the media then any other NFL team. But overall the New York Giants, are an amazing team, and always wil be.!
Dude, the New York Giants made the greastest upset in NFL history!
by jess pitts February 7, 2008
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New Kirbish Rebellion

The Rebellion of neopet players who used different, often blatent tactics to annoy desperate people (despies), noobs, mary/gary lu/stu, and people that were generally stupid off of the neopet roleplaying boards. Often using code names like Glass Kirby or Pup Kirby (GK and PK) for when they "raided". They were going strong for a while, but activity died out suddenly and they haven't been heard of in a long while. Also known as the NKR.
Bob: Hey, it was really funny. Yesterday, I was looking through the roleplay boards, and I saw some noobs getting raided by the New Kirbish Rebellion!

Suzy: Aha. That sounds like they deserved it.
by Kyoichi-chan December 17, 2008
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new port richey

A sorry excuse for a "city" that is located on Florida's west coast, twenty miles north of Clearwater. This hellhole is comprised of retirees, sluts and white trash. Recreational activities include going to Wal-Mart Supercenter (there are two), going to redneck bars, or going to Tampa. New Port Richey will ruin you if you stay for too long.
New Port Richey: If the drivers don't kill you, the sun will!
by hayw00d February 16, 2005
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new orleans saints

the amazing team consisting of the stars-brees, bush, thomas, porter, vilma, and many more, which has won the 2009-2010 super bowl vs. the indeanapolis colts, 31-17. there was much irony in this game, in that archy manning, the manning brother's father, was the quarterback of the saints for a while, so they grew up in new orleans, and that the quarterback of the saints, drew brees, went to pardue, a school in indiana. the colts started off strong, with a 10 to 0 lead, with 8 first downs to the saints 1, but for only the second time in superbowl history, a team came back and won from a 10 point deficit, and a quarterback threw for 32 completed passes. go saints.
yes man!!! new orleans saints won the superbowl!!!!! marti gra early this year!!! woooo!!!!!!!!
by couldnt think of a pseudonym February 7, 2010
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New Metallica

Before Metallica hit their prime to Loaded, Reloaded and St. Anger. They did some four demo recordings entitled Kill 'em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets and ...And Justice for All. They also did the self entitled Metallica album, or more commonly referred to as the black album. With the release of this album, music critics could see that the band was destined to be so much greater and improved greatly from their days as a garage band.

Most fans don't like the new Metallica because they're upset that their precious underground band has finally become good enough to be enjoyed by more people than just the people who pretended to like it so they can say they liked a band no one had heard of. New Metallica is more Nu-Metal than Thrash Metal and Nu-Metal usually has more of a rap influence than regular metal making it a huge improvement.
"I'm madly in anger with you."
Those lyrics mean so much to me.
by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005
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New Year's Day

The day where peoples' promises to start living a better life kick off... while having a massive fucking hangover.
New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!

New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
by rogerthewhale December 31, 2013
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